Thursday, February 4, 2010

#6, Christians going to hell

I have been pondering a lot as to why I did indeed leave Christianity and reject God. I do have Christian friends who I know are praying for my soul every day because I am under the threat of going to hell. Unfortunately, I fear these other Christians are going to hell also.

Have you noticed that Christians condemn the actions of the Westboro Baptist Church? But they are only quoting Bible verses. "God hates fags." I'm sure God hates them because he has been referenced in the Bible as to hate certain people. He does hate, and his love is conditional. Most Christians would say that's just wrong, that he loves everyone because he said in John 3:16 and etc etc. Your point being what? There are plenty more verses that say if you obey God and keep his commandments, then he'll love you, be your God, yaddy yadda yadda.

And I have noticed that is the way with most other Christians, even my parents. I'm on their bad side right now because I would rather go into counseling than go into business. Not only do they bitch and moan and tell me to look into a different degree, they threaten to not pay for my college if I go into psychology/counseling. They love me so much, they will pretty much disown me for going into something that is considered a good thing. And what of my..."christian friends?" they want nothing to do with me. They'd rather go on in their hypocritical lives and praise God while cussing and throwing bitch fits and getting drunk and getting high and being the most unchristian folk in existence.

They will be in hell with me for their hypocritical ways. The Christians who love everyone and are even faker will join me in hell too. I will tell you the secret to going to heaven.

1. Be Judgmental. God is judgmental, so you should be too. Don't pass judgment, but still be judgmental.
2. Wage war against all that are not Christian. This is from Atheists to other Christians who pretend to be what God wants them to be when they are the furthest.
3. The bible is your only source of knowledge. The use of science, literature, morality, etc. is for the Bible.
4. Consistently praise God because he's a arrogant asshole that needs attention 24/7. You also need to be an arrogant asshole, as in you know the truth and everyone else is a jack ass.
5. Sex is only reserved for when you want to have kids. That's right, fuck until you get your bitch pregnant. If she can't get pregnant I suggest you kill her, or make her a second class citizen and bring in a whore to finish her job.
5a. No unusual sex. No oral, anal, ear, panty, or kinky sex. Especially no kinky sex, and especially no genital torture for males, just so their equipment is secure for reproduction.
6. Love those who are as legalistic as you, and degrade those who do not think as you. They are already lost in their liberal ways. Do no associate with their type.

I'm sure there are more, but I'm sick of writing. Bye.

1 comment:

  1. I still love you ;) I guess that makes me a "love everyone Christian" ... guess I'm going to hell too

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